Pride, and during her show on Saturday night, she dick-slapped the audience in the eyes with her glorious rhinestone-covered pickle peen and huevos. Xtina was the headliner of this year’s L.A. I’ve put it behind the cut just in case a sparkly dick that looks like it’s from Twilight‘s sex toy collection is NSFW for you. No, I barely watched a second of it, but I’m declaring that it was a hit for the simple fact that her performance included a guest appearance from a big, old, swinging bedazzled rubber dick. While Azealia Banks Pride performance in Miami was exactly what you’d expect from an Azealia Banks Pride performance (read: a disastrous mess), across the country, Christina Aguilera delivered a highly successful performance at L.A. The bedazzled strap-on that Xtina worked during her L.A.
